Christmas day is soon to be over, and i've juz seen all the stuff pple gave me. There's meaningful, weird, cute n delicious stuff among the stuff I got from friends. But I'll juz be impartial and say everyone put in effort, though I know that's not true -_-;; I'll juz haf to be nice, since I'm trying my bez to make more friends...

But I do wana rate the bez (though it sounds rather contradictory)...
I tink the bez was Celestine's fudge brownie, or was it chocolate cake? Seemed like totally brown marble cake... =) hehz... Second was Rebecca n Evelyn's card n cookies. Three realli sweet girls baking stuff for guys, though after marriage there'll prob be a gargantuan hole in the wallet of the guy. jk. Sincerity counts pre-marriage only.

Then there was my "mother's" (Clara) gift of a nice little encouragement plaque... Realli nice n meaningful the words, but tacky design. juz jk. Good tt ther dere r still good pple out dere who find me "encourageable"... like am I tt bad til pple still gotta tell me nice things to help me move on? C'mon i'm realli like much more mature than most pple my age n i dun bear a grudge like i haven't changed my underwear for 3 mths and haf red rash*.

The cards were nice, sincere-sounding. Period.

And the finale... MY JIE GAVE ME A BLOODY GARDEN GNOME... Like wad do I need a darn garden gnome for? The only garden I haf is on my body and it's far too small for a garden gnome, and the bushes are hard to manage. Wif a garden gnome, it's gonna be like i gotta do a Jason Biggs and trim some stuff off. If u watched American Wedding, you'd knnow wad I mean... Gotta rush off... Anyways, who still buys such shit like a damn garden gnome?

legendary_slacker was haunted by memories on 12/25/2003 10:24:00 pm.